thanks

i see that you guys enjoy hullcsmash song "girlfriends son". at least thats what the numbers say! i'd like to thank hullcsmash, the constructivekaws, the ashy underarm punk movment, and wierd ears. they of course are the small staffers at ugly house recording. we can sell you great songs for just under 1million, when investing in the Alexander,Rodman,and Khaliik publishing co. you get smashes!/ we do the eddie murphy laugh when our check cashes.  we can write your entire album for free! all you pay is the shipping and handling "$10,000" and you can enjoy it in the comforts of  your own studio, dont like the album? no problem! just return it with a small handling fee of $500 and well gladly mail you your refund..-12% taxes, local tax, handling tax, restocking fee, ok!

so get started today!!!